1. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. blastortoise:

    I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

  2. moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

    moonglade-poetess:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

    fixed it.

  3. hungryhungryhenderson:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

Welcome to the grid

    hungryhungryhenderson:

    lethalitycomplex:

    thedemonica:

    i’m pretty sure you created tron

    *DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

    Welcome to the grid

  4. handjob:

    getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

    image

    • Them:I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
    • You:Why not?
    • Them:It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
    • You:So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
    • Them:NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
    • You:You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
    • Them:But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
    • You:Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
  5. gay-of-demonic-charm:

    thegirlwithgoldeyes:

    thegirlwithgoldeyes:

    She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

    She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

    Is this a night vale singles ad

  6. the-renegade-rose:

unmade-bed-strangledeggs:

lovegash:

blua:

If you’re unemployed, it’s not because there isn’t any work.
Just look around: A housing shortage, crime, pollution; we need better schools and parks. Whatever our needs, they all require work. And as long as we have unsatisfied needs, there’s work to be done.
So ask yourself, what kind of world has work but no jobs? It’s a world where work is not related to satisfying our needs, a world where work is only related to satisfying the profit needs of business.
This country was not built by the huge corporations or government bureaucracies. It was built by people who work. And, it is working people who should control the work to be done. Yet, as long as employment is tied to somebody else’s profits, the work won’t get done.

Was expecting classist bullshit, got the exact opposite

This is so ubelievably important and I hate that I have to keep re-explaining it to people.

I was ready to be mad and then I was not hah

    the-renegade-rose:

    unmade-bed-strangledeggs:

    lovegash:

    blua:

    If you’re unemployed, it’s not because there isn’t any work.

    Just look around: A housing shortage, crime, pollution; we need better schools and parks. Whatever our needs, they all require work. And as long as we have unsatisfied needs, there’s work to be done.

    So ask yourself, what kind of world has work but no jobs? It’s a world where work is not related to satisfying our needs, a world where work is only related to satisfying the profit needs of business.

    This country was not built by the huge corporations or government bureaucracies. It was built by people who work. And, it is working people who should control the work to be done. Yet, as long as employment is tied to somebody else’s profits, the work won’t get done.

    Was expecting classist bullshit, got the exact opposite

    This is so ubelievably important and I hate that I have to keep re-explaining it to people.

    I was ready to be mad and then I was not hah

  7. siranthonystark:

    One tectonic plate bumped into another and said…..

    “Sorry, my fault.”

  8. outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

    outrunmyself:

    ultrafacts:

    panichristie:

    erisdogwood:

    ultrafacts:

    chocolatesprinklesroyale:

    ultrafacts:

    Source More Facts

    Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

    I read that in a sarcastic voice

    image

    stop

    why is this so funny?

  9. lilithbites:

F IS FOR FOXY RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAY
U IS FOR UNSECURED…DOORS
N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS

    lilithbites:

    F IS FOR FOXY RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAY

    U IS FOR UNSECURED…DOORS

    N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS

  10. themrcreepypasta:

    A bit of a sample of what could be heard during the Day at “Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza”

    The Voice of Freddy

    The Voice of Bonnie

    The Voice of Chica

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