1. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. hominishostilis:

That’s it that’s the whole show

    hominishostilis:

    That’s it that’s the whole show

  2. mishasminions:

applespine:

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

is this what tumblr thinks up at night

MY TIME HAS COME

    mishasminions:

    applespine:

    edwardspoonhands:

    leander-ligo:

    lordthundercox:

    Yes, it does.

    Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

    Shhhhh…

    …boner wave…

    is this what tumblr thinks up at night

    MY TIME HAS COME

  3. If anyone wants her

    lordofuranus:

    Cherry is in boxes and since she is 100% original maybe someone wants to come and get her. She’s free so first come, first serve

    I’ll take her!  If the offer still stands

  4. thranduil-stormborn:

    naturemetaltolkien:

    Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
    Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

    image

  5. hanukkahlewinsky:

    i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

    image

  6. averypottermormon:

    animateglee:

    oomshi:

    the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

    Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

    I’M GONNA CRY

  7. phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

…either way you  can certainly ride it to victory…

    phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    majorsarcasm19:

    meulindaleijon:

    what is it

    maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

    …either way you  can certainly ride it to victory…

  8. neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

    neutralrnilkmotel:

    2sugoi4u:

    is this a common american occurrence?

    Yes

  9. mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

    mshpiece:

    theminorityking:

    frostbitch:

    shoggothtan:

    i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

    oH MY FUCKING GOD

    ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

    aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

  10. siriusdraws:

it’s been a trying past few days

    siriusdraws:

    it’s been a trying past few days

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